hopeless87's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red versus Black]

sweet

nice and simple animation. You didn't seem to be going for much more than just having fun and you did that.

Honestly, I'm tired of DBZ fighting, be it sticks or not. The Kamehameha blast is quickly becoming cliche'd.

[Blue Thunder]

Wow, that's amazing

After watching this I realized, if the person giving head had tits, I would have given you another 2 stars. Funny how the smallest of details matters.

KJWoody responds:

Fair point.

[the blobs 2]

Fun fact....

The human brain decodes visual information at a rate of 60 frames per second. I'de say you were at about 20 fps, I'de suggest bumping it up to at least 40.

[Koden X Prologue Part 1]

Great potential

I'm not going to hate or provide pointless ego stroking.

The production is top notch. I was greatly impressed by the animation. 9/10 for that.
The story needs work. As an amateur writer myself, I can say I'm not compelled to care about your characters. Even if you have a great story, I already care little about it. 4/10 on that

The style... may work for some folks. I'm honestly tired of DBZ rip-offs. The end just looked like Hinata from Naruto meets Gohan

[The Titty Ditty]

Hahah lovely

Right before I watched this video, I sent a text to my fiance'e asking for a mid-day boob pic as a joke. Hahahah

Minus 3 points for bad writing, but you made those points back up in subject matter and enthusiasm. Bravo sir

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

enthusiasm is right! i was riding a surge of adrenaline making this... it was psyched :D

cheers man!

[Bridging the Gap 1]

Was fun but you missed your audience

Was great for British comdey but unfortunately most of us Yanks don't get the dry comedy thing. I was reminded of Monty Python and it got a giggle out of me "Will you acept if with forgiveness in your heart?"

haha good stuff

[Jackie]

Good work

Very nice animation, I like your style.

I'm sorry, I did knock one point becuase I hate seeing men portrayed as sex fiend predators, it's a bit clich'e

[HUMPTY...]

Little known fact......

The story of humpty dumpty is actually based on a famous cannon that sat on the wall of a castle. The story is about the fall of that castle.

[25ft under the seat]

Of all the non-sencsicle things.....

I would give you a 10, but I'm deeply disappointed in the lack of poo jokes. They were flushed right?
I expected more from you *cry*

[Angry Dog - Be My Bitch]

Great flash....

However, I'm going to reserve this review to point out the pathetic hater cunt below me who marked low ONLY to bring down your score. What a pathetic sociopath.

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