hopeless87's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[your art is shit]

Art is shit, only because it is the world we digest and then crap back out in our own vision. Just because it can be called shit by the nature of the beast, doesn't mean it's refuse.

It's also giving what we consume back to the world. Without shit like ours the world is only stripped of its beauty in vain.

Have a good one!

dylan responds:

"we don't care, we're driving cadillacs in our dreams."

- beyoncé, 2013

[The Ultimate Dog Fight!]

Nice one! Makes me wonder when they're going to remake killer instinct!

MysticSkillz responds:

I was thinking the same thing.

[Twerktabit]

Hmm... I like it! All these people mad because they didn't think of it. Why is it great? Because not everything on newgrounds needs to be taken seriously. This is a perfect example of someone dicking around with animation, reminding us that keeping it real is more fun than keeping it on front page.

Keep twerkin' that back. Every time I watch it, and the more mad people get over it, the more I love newgrounds. Everything by everyone right? Don't hate because you're not on front page, it's probably because no one wants to see your pathetic bid for internet popularity.

Tweektabit responds:

Thanks man. Thanks for being the voice of reason

[Unwanted Visitors B]

Meh..

I'm glad someone is carrying on the grand tradition that is stick animation, but truthfully they're all becoming too cliche'd ad yours is o exception. Let's get a stick movie worthy of front page.

TeamXHawk responds:

You're just gonna have to wait for the pro category collab. :P

[what is this i dont even]

Worse hang-over EVER!!!

God, what did we do last night? Fuck!!

Short-Factor responds:

Call me baby

[Billy Mays The Birth]

You had me at umbilical cord....

but lost me with everything else. Honestly, this flash was about 4 minutes too long. And the narrator... if I HAVE to read the subtitles when someone is speaking english, the effort is a fail.

thejuiceizloose responds:

Yea, we'll go for a more traditional narrator in the future. Thanks for the review.

[A volcano erupts]

pretty cool

nice = )

clemdawem responds:

cool, thanks for voting

[Hypno Toad - Futurama]

MY EYES!!!

Anyone know where I can buy a hypno-toad T-shirt?

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

bobbetter responds:

Here you go :] http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-appa rel/womens/b913/

[Swine Flu!]

Swine flu

Swine flu is another food scare like avian influenza or mad cow or killer bees. Why is all over the news? Because you're scared and stupid enough to let it distract you from our tanking economy.

If you're going to speak up, be prepared to discuss.

KJWoody responds:

:o It's just a simple animation... Not a political movement. :P

[Blue Thunder]

Wow, that's amazing

After watching this I realized, if the person giving head had tits, I would have given you another 2 stars. Funny how the smallest of details matters.

KJWoody responds:

Fair point.