hopeless87's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Finger Eater - Chapter 1]

Creepy! Makes me afraid to know what's coming next, which of course means I can't wait to find out.

[your art is shit]

Art is shit, only because it is the world we digest and then crap back out in our own vision. Just because it can be called shit by the nature of the beast, doesn't mean it's refuse.

It's also giving what we consume back to the world. Without shit like ours the world is only stripped of its beauty in vain.

Have a good one!

dylan responds:

"we don't care, we're driving cadillacs in our dreams."

- beyoncé, 2013

[New Creature 2]

I'm not a Christian nor do I like being preached at. Although unlike some other people I don't see this as offensive merely on it's basis in your faith. I thought that the animation and message were presented very well. What I clicked on expecting another piece of portal potty turned into an inspired and engaging video. I commend your talents and wish you the best in using them to touch like-minded individuals.

[Passion of the Manwhore]

Is this a love song to Zone?! I love it! What a fine piece of ass! Zone is cute too.

[Night Mare]

I found this very difficult to fap to. Not impossible though.

[Attack On A-Hole Titan]

I feel like you are the titan and you shoved the series up your ass and came up with another standard issue fart joke. Kind of makes me understand a little better why people call us ignorant Americans.

[Chavs Drink Tea]

Had to google this, apperently "Chav" is British for Skank... I learned something. Now I need a shower.

[Nameless 7 Part 1]

WE LOVE YOU YOTAM!!!

[Impressing Your GF: FAIL]

+1 for admitting that "falking" is creepy
-1 for "falking"
-1 for founding a relationship on a lie
+50 for her giving you a shot anyway

She was out of your league bro.
Good animation though

[Magic School Bus: ep5]

holy shit!! 5 Stars for the Pee-Wee's play house reference!!!